There are a couple things I've noticed lately in the world of fanfiction that sort of irk me.

In general: When people begin their fics with something like "I suck at writing." Personally, I'm a little hesitant to read things by people who begin with "This is my first time writing such and such" and extremely nervous at "first fics" and people who deem it the reader's duty to 'be gentle because it's their first time.' It's not sex, and the harsher people are in the beginning, the quicker one knows how to not screw up and be out of character. I don't like being asked to let OOCness slide, so I normally avoid fics that say things like that. When people say, "I suck at writing," it doesn't make me want to be lenient-- it makes me watch out fearfully for any suckishness if I end up reading it. I really wish people wouldn't do that.

Specifically Hetalia: In one of my SuFin fics, I got a smidgen of bad reception from a particular reviewer who is terribly opposed to Finland calling Sweden "Su-san" when not in the comic. I know others must have the same irk, because I've seen alternate nicknames for Sweden, like "Su-Su" (admittedly adorable). I understand full-well that Finland isn't Japanese, and he probably shouldn't use that honorific in English fanfiction. But then, what are we to do with Hanatamago? Finland isn't Japanese, so if I'm writing English fanfiction, shouldn't people be irritated that she's not called Floweregg? Or, in Finnish, Kukkamuna? And let's not forget, Sweden would have to call her Blommaägg. It's okay for Finland to have a Japanese-named dog, but not for him to call Sweden his practically trademarked Su-san? It just doesn't seem right to me.

Hmph.

Oh ho ho, Alfred. Is there a better gift?

(Actually, I'm working on a present of my own for the hero, based on the picture below the cut. Look forward to it!)


( AND OUT OF NO WHERE--!! )

Kidnapped this from Spazzkitty. Oh my gosh, it was fun. So much crack!

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Sweden

2) America

3) England

4) Finland

5) Seychelles

6) Belarus

7) Lithuania

8) Hungary

9) Austria

10) Germany

11) Poland

12) China

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Germany/Seychelles? Has anyone? XD

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Oh baby. So hot, I could fry an egg in his shadow.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Belarus got Sweden pregnant, I think I'd die laughing hysterically. A battle between Belarus and Finland would be epic, though... I can't even imagine who'd win.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

I do. All of them are on the kink meme under Austria/Hungary.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Certainly they are good friends, but I think they share too much romantic potential with other people (cough England and Poland cough) to be amorously entangled. They seem like good, refreshing vacations for each other, though, and it's enjoyable to watch them together.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Four/eight. Hungary would coddle Finland to death because he's such a cutie, but in the end, she'd enjoy it much more if he was with Sweden and would push them into romantic/embarrassing/fangirl situations.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Lithuania discovering an England/Hungary tryst, hm? I think it would be in his nature to keep his mouth shut about it, but his loyalty to America would maybe prompt him to entice America out of favoring England.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

America/Belarus. "I've come to avenge my brother for the Cold War," she said shortly, pressing the cool steel of the blade against the flesh of his throat. America, never one to keep his mouth shut, twisted his lips into a grin. "Knifeplay, huh? Kinky."

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

... Not that I can imagine. I'm fairly certain that Germany would fail to frighten Finland (after years with Sweden and his facial expressions, Germany = fluffy bunny, y/y?), but the only thing I can think of close to "fluff" with Finland and Germany is Germany being pleased at how compliant and battle-ready Finland is. Appreciative fluff?

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Fishes and Wishes"

Kind of screwing around with the phrase "if wishes were fishes." I don't know... maybe Sweden and Seychelles being able to relate with one another by way of hopeful love? Sweden loves Finland with all of his heart and wants that love to be recognized while unwilling to rush his 'wife' while Seychelles harbors the secret wish to be acknowledged by France someone? Hopeful love buddies.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

England coming to terms with his gayness with a little help from Poland, king of the fruits. It would, of course, be titled, "The Poof."

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

I'm sure someone supports Lithuania/Belarus. I sort of do.
Probably. I think Austria is interesting-- he's one of the most gay characters in Hetalia, but he's so... straight. It's brilliant.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Frou Frou's 'Old Piano'. There are really only five lines, and to me it could express his feelings about playing the piano.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

"America/England/Belarus. Bloodplay, BDSM, rape(?); was kicked out of the kink meme for this."

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"Would you like to come visit my place? I've got a splendid collection of homoerotica."

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

She peeked in on him, her housewife radar blaring, and sure enough he stood in front of her full-length mirror, frowning at the maroon tie in his hands. Hungary knocked lightly at the door and stepped in. "Need some help?" 

Germany turned, an embarrassed flush on his cheeks. "Nein. I can take care of this."

"Don't be silly," Hungary tutted, stepping closer to the boy and taking his tie. "This is your first appearance at a world meeting. You've just become a federal nation, and you don't want to give a bad impression, do you?" She looped the material around his neck and began tying it properly. He could not argue, and remained silent. Hungary tightened the tie and smoothed it down into his suit, taking a moment after to place her hands firmly on his shoulders and look into his eyes. "As long as I have known you, I have been so proud. Watching you for these last four years has been a pleasure. You're such a good boy." Hungary touched his face and smiled. "I am so proud. Be that as it may, grow quickly, so that I may look up at you instead of down."

Germany watched Austria's wife grin, and could not help but offer a tiny smile in return.

"Sorgen Sie nicht machen. Even my military will one day surpass yours."

Hungary chuckled, patting the young nation on the head. "We shall see, Németország. I look forward to fighting with you one day."

"With?" Germany inquired. Hungary laughed it off, waving a hand.

"Beside you, of course, not against."

(Note: Germany became a federal nation-state in 1871. The Austro-Hungarian Empire lasted from 1867-1918.)

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(I feel sorry for Lithuania, stumbling upon all of these affairs.) Well... his whole England/Hungary crisis could be avoided then, yes? 

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(YESSS, FINALLY)
Hardcore seduction, of course. "Ah, S-Sweden, can I put it there?" We all know that, deep down, Finland is a little slut. Just like Italy!

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Oh, I'm sure. Lithuania is so pliable, pairing-wise. It's because he's such a sweetheart.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

XD Probably. US/UK genbens seem more popular than ever right now. (Admittedly, England makes an amazing girl.)

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

 

abarero  did. Glasses kink. It was wonderful.</span>

 

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

America/Finland/Seychelles? It's hard to say. While I love crack, and threesomes are great fun, I support all three of these nations with one other character hardcore. And since it's hardcore, I really can't see me doing it, no.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Aah, Italien!"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About a month ago? In the kink meme there was an America/England/Seychelles fic.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Even with all of her sadistic tendancies, she's actually a masochist.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

No-- too shy.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

THAT'S SO HARD. England's almost always the uke, but Lithuania is so compliant and considerate... okay, yeah, England would top.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Now, with names:

"Sweden and Austria are in a happy relationship until Austria suddenly runs off with Finland. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Poland and a brief unhappy affair with China, then follows the wise advice of Seychelles and finds true love with America."

"If Sweden had Never Met Finland... but Austria Had"
or
"Completely Improbable"
or
"Austria's Biggest Mistake"
or
"Crack Overload"


29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Well, Lithuania does like long-haired beauties...

DEPRESSED FACE IS DEPRESSED. I finished the entire Sukisyo animated series in one day. The manga is no where near as attractive, but I'll give it a go here soon.

I loved it sooo much. The characters were delightful, and the tiny snippets of smut... I have to say, my favorite pair is Shinichirou/Nanami. The characters individually are absolute gems (Nanami, who is completely lacking in all masculinity, and Shinichirou, the borderline tsundere), but together they make canon amazingness. Despite the misleading OVA (it should have totally continued after! You can't stop a series at the hot springs, gosh darn it!), the sexy little bits of the two made it just perfect.

Actually... now that I think about it, I'm going to go watch that again right now.

OH MY GOSH, MISSOURI, I'VE MISSED YOOOU!!

Oh my.

So. I won't go into detail that no one cares for, but I had a wonderful week in Massachusetts. We didn't end up going to NY because my two-year-old monster brother wouldn't have been able to handle all the excitement. We went all over MA, though, which was great. Salem is amazing. Amazing. And I think I may have seen a Hetalia fangirl walking the streets. (Gothic lolita dress + bag with multiple nation flag pins = Hetalia conclusion? idk)

At this very moment I should be driving from Kansas City back to Columbia, but our Baltimore flight was canceled, so I'm staying in a Rhode Island Comfort Inn until Monday. Internet in 30 minute intervals. Joy.

I'm.... definitely waiting to go through my friend updates until Tuesday. So I can, you know, have an entire day to devote to it.

So! I'm almost back. Here's to hoping I don't perish on any flight back home. And thank you all for your kind well-wishes. I missed you guys, too. =}

OKAY GAIZ, I'LL TALK TO YOU ALL AGAIN ON THE 13TH. DON'T UPDATE TOO MUCH. (jk, jk)

pumpkinguitar  posted this and I remembered that I needed to do the following:

(I couldn't find any Turkey pics without Greece that looked like my good buddy J*sh, so plz bear with me.)



Every time I see J*sh, I can't help but think, Geez, could he resemble Sadiq any more?!
I don't know. I'd need more pics for comparison.

abarero was taking drabble request, and upon reading my book of quotes, I discovered quite a few lines befitting of many pairings. I don't know how many people beside me absolutely adore quotes, but I'm thinking someone's out there.




America/Taiwan:
Provided by bedlamsongbird: “When a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way” - Jane Austen




America/England:
"Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it." - Thomas Fuller
Provided by chappuholic : _{"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her..." - Unknown
"The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring." - Shawna Waltemyer
"This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love." - Unknown
"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you." - Colin Raye
"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." - Rose Franker
"When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you." - Unknown
"Live the life you've dreamed." - Henry David Thoreau
"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world." - Unknown
"The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most." - kati tgj
"You talk too much, you laugh too loud, that's the price of love." - Brian Ferry}
Provided by faintdoodles : "When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with." - John Scalzi
Provided by noobcomplex : "You cannot teach a child to take care of himself unless you let him try to take care of himself. he will make mistakes; & out of these mistakes will come his wisdom." - Henry Ward Beecher

 

America/Canada
Provided by

noobcomplex : "A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self." - Marian Sandmaier
"Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long." - Susan Scarf Merrell

 

America/Japan:
Provided by faintdoodles : "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." - Carl Jung
Provided by noobcomplex : "The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love." - Bryant Gumbel


America/Lithuania:
Provided by x0whitelily0x :"When we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us also to develop inner happiness and peace." - Unknown
"The best love affairs are those we never had." - Unknown
"The love of our neighbor in all its fullness simply means being able to say, "What are you going through?"' - Unknown

America/Vietnam:
Provided by noobcomplex : "Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it." - Mark Twain


America/Taiwan:
Provided by bedlamsongbird : “When a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way” - Jane Austen</span>

Austria/Hungary:
"The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain signing to it - you and you alone make me feel that I am alive - Other men, it is said, have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough." - George Moore
"A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life." - Joseph Addison
Provided by x0whitelily0x : "Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." - Unknown
"After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her." - Mark Twain


Austria/Hungary/Prussia:
Provided by disownmereturns : "Vows can't change nature, priests are only men. And love like stratagem and subterfuge." - Robert Browning


Austria/Switzerland:
Provided by disownmereturns : "Love is the business of the idle and the idleness of the busy." - EG Bulwerlytton


Canada/Ukraine:
Provided by noobcomplex : "Love never reasons but profusely gives; gives, like a thoughtless prodigal, its all, and trembles lest it has done too little." - Hannah Moore


Cuba/Canada:
"The first duty of love - is to listen." - Paul Johannes Tillich
Provided by disownmereturns : "Nothing could bring more contentment than seeing the love in your smile and knowing that smile is for me." - Edward Cunningham

Denmark/Sweden:
Provided by disownmereturns : "Two people are more likely to fall in love if their sex drives are evenly matched." - Bernard I. Murstein


England/Japan
“So let us begin anew - remembering on both sides that civility is not a sign of weakness, and sincerity is always subject to proof.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Provided by faintdoodles : "When two souls, that have shed their loneliness, embrace and melt into one; from out of loneliness, love is born." - Mori Yuriko

France/America:
Provided by jinsai : “You’re an expatriate. You’ve lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed with sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see. You hang around cafés.” - Ernest Hemingway
“It is not what France gave you but what it did not take from you that was important.” - Gertrude Stein
“It was always the becoming he dreamed of, never the being.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald


France/England:
"It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea." - Dylan Thomas
Provided by disownmereturns : "The art of love is largely the art of persistence" - Dr. Albert Ellis
"For God's sake, hold your tongue and let me love." - John Donne
"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea." - Henry Fielding


France/Seychelles:
"Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love's not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true ...In this life I was loved by you." - Bette Midler
Provided by noobcomplex : "He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him." - Henry Fielding, Jonathan Wild, book 3


France/Vietnam:
Provided by noobcomplex : "There is no love sincerer than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw


Germany/N.Italy:
"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." - Peter Ustinov
"Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination, full of hope." - Maya Angelou
Provided by disownmereturns : "I have earned the right to love you, not simply because I have loved no other, but because I have taken what is best of you and made it a part of me." - Lois Wyse


Greece/Japan:
“Good nature is more agreeable in conversation than wit, and gives a certain air to the countenance which is more amiable than beauty.” - Joseph Addison

Greece
Provided by noobcomplex : "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." -Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

HRE/Italy:
Provided by faintdoodles: "Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew." - Unknown

Japan/Taiwan:
"The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable." - Victor Hugo


Korea/China:
“There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.” -Mark Twain



Liechtenstein/Switzerland:
"True love begins when nothing is looked for in return." - Antoine De Saint-Exupery


Lithuania/Belarus:
"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear." - Bible, 1 John 4:18


Poland/Lithuania:
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, Never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." - Sir Walter Raleigh
Provided by alvanista :
"True! True!" answered Gerwazy, much moved, "We've all seen
How most strange have the fortunes of our Kingdom been,
And of our Lithuania! They're like man and wife!
God unites, devil parts; God and devil in strife! - Adam Mickiewicz
"We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck. But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness." Ellen Goodman
"True love is love that stays constant for ever, whatever it's fortune; whether requited or scored, filled or sent empty away." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"When I don't see you, I do not sigh nor cry
My faculties and senses do not go awry;
Yet when you are not here for an hour or two,
Someone seems missing, and that someone is you.
And the heart below asks the mind above:
Is this friendship, or is this love?" Adam Mickiewicz
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." Carl Jung
Provided by disownmereturns : "Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin." - Anatole France
Provided by x0whitelily0x : "We need not think alike to love alike." - Unknown
"All love that has not friendship for its base,
Is like a mansion built upon the sand." - Unknown
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Unknown



Prussia/Germany:
"Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever." - Leo F. Buscaglia
Provided by disownmereturns : "The seat of love is not the heart; it is the liver. So it would be scientifically correct to proclaim..."I love you from the bottom of my liver." - Ripley

Prussia/Hungary:
Provided by noobcomplex : "Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again; skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. - Anonymous
Provided by pumpkinguitar : “The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.” - William Somerset Maugham
“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.” - Mother Theresa
“One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.” - Anonymous
“Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you.” - Unknown
“You've spent your whole life running and running, trying to catch up with something that has never been there for you. And all you've done is go farther and farther away from the precious love that's been waiting for you all the time.” - Unknown

Rome/Germania:
Provided by disownmereturns : "What we suffered from was love...and more of it would have killed us." - Merrit Malloy


Rome/England, Spain, France:
Provided by noobcomplex : "The killer in me is killer in you." - Smashing Pumpkins

Russa/all:
Provided by disownmereturns : "Love is merely madness; and I tell you, deserves as well a darkhouse and a whip, as madman do; and the reason why they are not punished and cured, is that the lunacy is so ordinary, that the whippers are in love too." - Shakespeare
"What's love or affection, but the power we give another to torment us?" - Edward Bulwet Ly
Provided by faintdoodles : "I self destruct every relationship so that I don't get hurt... but in truth I just hurt myself worse in the long run." - Anonymous


Russia/America:
"Some tension is necessary for the soul to grow, and we can put that tension to good use. We can look for every opportunity to give and receive love, to appreciate nature, to heal our wounds and the wounds of others, to forgive, and to serve." - Joan Borysenko


Russia/Belarus:
"True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


Russia/China:
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." - Joan Crawford


Russia/Lithuania
“Nothing is more desirable than to be released from an affliction, but nothing is more frightening than to be divested of a crutch.” - James Arthur Baldwin
Provided by taure : "Maybe if I share the path I walk then a little more of your pain will vanish. I want you to heal, whoever you are. I don't care what pain you've brought the world, I just want yours to subside. No matter what, your path is yours. Dont follow misery or worry. Devote every moment of your life to improving your dreams. Love your world. Cherish the good you do. Let go of hatred. Dream of love, because I love you.” - Unknown
Provided by disownmereturns : "Love is walking through a garden together and knowing we'll never see roses again without seeing each other." - Edward Cunningham
Provided by wingedchopstick : "The basis of Optimism is sheer terror" -Wilde
"I hope you're not leading a double life, pretending to be wicked while being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. " Cecily, Act II , Wilde
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure, and never simple" - Wilde
"There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up. " -Wilde
"For me, forgiveness and compassion are always linked: how do we hold people accountable for wrongdoing and yet at the same time remain in touch with their humanity enough to believe in their capacity to be transformed?" -Bell Hooks
"There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. " -Unknown


Spain/S.Italy:
"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy." - George Jean Nathan
Provided by faintdoodles : "Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." - Erica Jong
Provided by noobcomplex : "I hated him with a passion so deep, sometimes it felt like love." - Terri Guillemets


Sweden/Finland:
"Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly, and without expectation - We don't love to be loved; we love to love." - Leo F. Buscaglia
Provided by disownmereturns : "Love does not consist of gazing at each other but of looking outward together in the same direction" - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough." - Dinah Shore
"What is intimidating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice." - Pierre Charles Baudelaire


Turkey/Greece
Provided by disownmereturns : "Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle. Love is a war. Love is a growing up." - James Baldwin




If there are any pairings you want but don't see, or if you know any quotes that would befit any pairing, please tell me, and I'd be honored glad to keep them in mind and update!

Kidnapped oh-so fiendishly from juniormint .


NO, PRUSSIA!!

Marrying Sealand? H-how did this thing know I was a shotacon?!
Yeah. So. Latvia totally killed Romano, who is apparently my father. And Sweden wants to rape me and give me ice cream. I think he thinks I'm Finland.
Geez, Hungary. Reading a bedtime story to me is so going to make up for you destroying my computer. NOT.

This is the best thing that's ever happened to me since the last best thing that's ever happened to me. M'gawsh.

So today, I have officially ended my life as a freshman. Leaving my precious Frau in a wimpy mass of tears, I resolved to drown my sorrows in fanfiction this summer.

Other less-important plans include seven days in and around New York next week and 5-6 days in the Colorado mountains for NYR at the end of July. They're just roadblocks in my schedule to keep my mind off of not being with Frau ever again by way of fanfiction. (NYR's gonna be great, tho'.)

Also, I had this on my forehead in Sharpie all day --> Now the quadratic equation has soaked into my brain and it will hopefully never leave.

No.	Name
1	Sweden x Finland
2	USA x England
2	Lithuania x Poland
2	Roman Empire x Germania
2	Spain x Romano
2	Japan x Taiwan
7	Germany x Italy
8	France x Seychelles
8	Austria x Hungary
10	France x Jeanne D'Arc
11	Switzerland x Liechtenstein
11	Russia x Belarus
13	Greece x Japan
14	Hong Kong x China
15	Prussia x Frederick II
15	France x Canada
17	USA x Canada
18	Denmark x Norway
19	Turkey x Greece
20	Russia x Lithuania
20	Prussia x Austria
20	USA x Prussia
20	Holy Roman Empire x Chibitalia
20	France x Spain
20	Russia x Prussia
20	France x England
20	Romano (S. Italy) x Italy (N. Italy)
20	Cuba x Canada
29	Denmark x Sweden
30	England x Spain
30	Russia x USA
30	Prussia x Hungary
30	Korea x China
30	Germany x Prussia
30	Germany x Austria
36	Korea x Japan
36	Switzerland x Austria
38	France x everyone

You can has test gefunden hier.

No.	Name
1	Finland
2	Sweden
3	Hungary
4	USA
5	Liechtenstein
6	England
7	Seychelles
8	Germany
9	Belarus
10	Spain
11	Poland
12	Romano (S. Italy)
13	Germania
14	Taiwan
15	Roman Empire
16	Italy
17	Austria
18	Lithuania
19	Mochimerica
20	Sealand
21	Hong Kong
22	Norway
23	China
24	Hanatamago
25	Canada
25	Prussia
27	Chibitalia
27	Estonia
27	Russia
27	Frederick II
27	Holy Roman Empire
27	Iceland
27	Belgium
27	Holland
27	Ukraine
36	Japan
36	Britannia Angel
36	Turkey
39	Japan
39	France
41	Switzerland
42	Prussia's bird
42	Vietnam
42	Cuba
42	Bulgaria
42	Pochi-kun(Japan's dog)
47	Greece
48	Denmark
49	Australia
49	England's imaginary friends
51	Napoleon
51	Korea
51	Latvia
51	Kumajirou
51	Shinatty-chan
51	Egypt
51	Thailand
51	Jeanne D'Arc
51	Maria Theresa
60	Cyprus
60	Tony

Und diesem test ist da.
I didn't remember that Tony was the alien until after my results came in. *headdesk*

The new no-smile policy.

Identity thefts: ridding America of its joy one state at a time.

With what minimal sleep I had from 1 to 7 this morning, I dreamt up four different Lithuania/Belarus stories.

I don't even like Lithuania/Belarus. *_*?

Because we're stupid?

I had some dreams last night. This is the first time I've been compelled to share, so I shall.

Dream #1: I joined this Italian/Grecian fairy mafia family in their treehouse. Note: a gunless mafia seems pointless, even if they are fairies.
Dream #2: I read a Hetalia badfic. The sheer badness of it reached epic fail proportions. The worst part was that I had thought it up.
Dream #3: Upon browsing my dream LJ Friend page, I found that mycassandra  had written a post with links to two posts she was deleting. Why, I have no idea.
Dream #4: Dreamt through an entire Hetalia fic with England being mollested by just about everyone and America coming and saving him in the end. Ex machina, much? (I will never, ever write it out).

This guy is my equivalent to cyber Hercules. I don't suppose anyone taught him to use Wiki's powers for good, not evil.

So yesterday, Marma bought a Wii. ( If you knew my mother, you'd know how OH MY GOSH this is. Like, the last video game she bought was a Gameboy Color when I was five). It was a new experience for me to go video game shopping-- I think the last game I went shopping for was some SIMS game four-ish years ago. Anywho, I went with Zelda: Twilight Princess in mind. But then I saw Ookami.

And then.... I saw it. My new best friend.

Castlevania: Judgment.

(Simon doesn't interest me much at all. I'm way more enamored with Alucard. And Grant Danasty. Me+Grant=BFFL).

So I was playing last night, and when I was listening to Aeon talk in the beginning of Alucard's story (right after switching the audio to Japanese, because as much as I love the English language, it does not go well with attractive Japanese/Castlevanian males) and his voice was giving me major brain abuse. "I KNOW THIS VOICE. I KNOW IT. WHO IS IT?!" I sooo knew the voice, but just couldn't place it. For a while I thought it was Kyouran Kazoku Nikki's Ginka, but then as I was walking out of my room at 5 A.M. this morning to play it again, I realized-

"Oh my gosh, it's Austria-san!"

And, as often as I say it, I mean it tenfold this time: Now I can die a happy fangirl.

So the hidden meaning of this post is a reminder to myself to make CV: Judgment the first game I complete. The closest I've ever gotten to beating a game was almost beating the first of the Elite Four in Pokemon Yellow. I'm an embarrassment to my gender. It's time to get on the ball, ですね?

SHAMELESS PLUG TIME, 'MGAWSH!?

Yes. Yes it is.

If you are reading this and are an avid fan of Hetalia, you should join hetaliarp_lj  and... and roleplay with me! I'm Elizaveta, and am in serious need of an Roderich. Because there's already a Gilbert (Lord help me) and Yong Soo mentioned he might "feel me up a bit." So! Any takers? Or brave knights that might whisk me away until I get myself a Roderich? 8D?

'Kay gaiz. Just for fun in the spirit of holiday cheer, say "sausages" without the "s"s.

:)

So, before the formal today (which I won't even bother talking about, even though it was wicked fun), Jasmine and I went to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Oh.

My gosh.

Before those of you who have seen it delve into the spoilers, those who are undecided about seeing it NEED TO. Oh my gosh. It totally trumps the previous three.

Two biggest reasons:


( Walk until you bleed. Then keep walking. )

That darn Death Note movie ad that keeps popping up... Matsuyama looking at me with those smoky eyes... I'm going to die of a heart attack. (Luckily, with years of fangirl experience, my heart may be able to withstand the attractiveness that is L).

Or, you know... end up watching the movie online.

Oh Mister Sun
Sun
Mister Golden Sun
please shine down on me~

I think my pooch may have feelings for an old stuffed toy dog I've had since I was a kid. When my brother was beating the stuffed one against the ironing board, Dog growled and tried to bite his wrists. And now he's laying half on it all protectively.

Is it love?!

Again, sorry for the uber-lateness, but my internet is still janky. I'm at the library again. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. Let's get on with the crap updates!


( The Meeting )
( The Answer )



( The Ash (which is totally not a seven deadly sin) )

( Heart )

Acronym McPhail